Chris, Carmen, Debra, Hanna

Lovers

So after like four years of carefully concealing the names of their life partners, both Frank and Heidi have accidentally revealed their true names.

In case you missed it…

Farty=Carmen (Or, as Frank said – her name’s Carmen, you em effers)

The Italian=Chris (For some reason, I think I already knew this?)

Hot Mom News Chicks

I just learned that Debra Mark was a single mom. How did I not know this?!

So who’s hotter? Debra Mark or the over-the-top-trying-to-be-sexy Hanna Scott?

Debra

Hanna