Wanna hear an awesome story in which I illustrate how smart and sophisticated I am?
Background: There’s this guy I see every week. And every time we see each other I’m reading something on my Kindle. Up until the other day, we had never spoken to each other.
OK, so…Sunday…
Him: What are you reading today?
Me: Um…Twilight?
Probably not the impression I wanted to make.
As I have already said, nothing good can come from Twilight.