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About Me

I’m a nice, sweet, easy-going chick who enjoys long walks on the beach and conversations with great friends. I like the Internet and ooTunes and iHeartRadio and RSS feeds. I like not having to click any buttons on a Web page.

I like Twitter and Facebook chat. I’m also really good at creating Facebook groups.

I like people from Omaha, lawyers who wear yellow-tinted glasses, news legends who love ice cream sundaes and kittens equally, people with lap-bands who hate food, women from Orange County who make the best mixed drinks, guys who give The Muppets a perfect 10, fish oil advocates, online researchers, quadriplegics, and black ops.

I recently ended a 23-year relationship with my Internet radio show and I’m ready to start looking again. I will never give up on the possibility of true Internet radio show LOVE.

I’m available SOME weeknights from 8-10pm Pacific. I’ll even make myself available at 7 for the right show.

So message me back if you think we’ll hit it off. xoxo

P.S. I give great back rubs.

Sexiest Man Alive – Talk Radio Edition 2011

Each changing place with that which goes before,
In sequent toil all forwards do contend.

That’s from Sonnet 60, in which Shakespeare talks about the passing of time. Seriously – In sequent toil all forwards do contend?!?! Eeeeeffffff, that’s hot.

Well, I’m dumb. So I can’t write about the passing of time like that. I can only write about it as it relates to People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive announcement. Woooooooo! (Think Shakespeare ever wrote woooooooo in one of his sonnets? No? Frankly, I think some of them would have been better for it.)

So…another year, another guy. This year…Bradley Cooper, looking very Ralph Fiennes-in-Quiz Show-esque on the cover of People. I’m in.

That settled…let’s get to the important announcement. The reason you’re all here. The news you’ve been waiting for.

Sexiest Man Alive – Talk Radio Edition

The contenders:

Luke Burbank
I love a guy with a new ‘life plan’ every few days. Only Eat Turkey and Pickles Plan…Drink Tea Not Coffee Plan…No Napping Plan. Adorable. And he listens to NPR. Sexy.

Rob Marinko
Rob was nominated by another dude. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.) But yeah, I’d let him drive my car 100mph. (That is not a euphemism.)

Neil Saavedra
If this contest was decided by the votes of my real life friends, Neil would win hands down. For reals. All my friends are in love with Neil. And they’re right – he’s a major stud.

Michael Crozier
Ooofah…that’s good, btw.

Aron Bender
C’mon. Aron ran marathons with asthma AND a deviated septum. He’s like a superhero. Also, he knows everything. Super hot.

But for me, there’s nothing sexier than a man with S-shaped posture, who has a radical gambling jones, who knows every street name in that valley, who orders off the senior menu at IHOP, who takes his daughter to the Gene Autry Museum.

And who also makes me laugh out loud every single night.

Sexiest Man in Talk Radio 2011:  Tim Conway, Jr. 

P.S. If I know you in real life and you’re not on this list, don’t be sad. It’s only because you already know how sexy I think you are.

P.P.S. 2010

P.P.P.S. 2009

A Drink, A Book, A Monkey on a Piece of Ginger

When you grow up in southern California, you meet a lot of celebrities. A LOT.

For example, I once saw Ed Begley, Jr. at a play. And another time, I saw a guy who looked kinda like Peter Scolari at Vons in Garden Grove.

So you understand when I tell you that I am not prone to being starstruck.

Imagine then how surprised I was when I found myself acting like a total dork in front of JOHN HODGMAN on Friday night.

Seriously.

It was totally embarrassing. I had planned to be all sophisticated and sexy and all, “Oh, John Hodgman…what a pleasure to see you here. Quite a lovely book. Well done.”

But instead I was like, “Hi. I’m a huge nerd. Now I’m going to say some stuff I’ve heard you say before. Because that never made a situation awkward. And, oh, did I remember to tell you I’m a huge nerd?”

Jennifer Saunders. Dork. That is all.