Customers Appreciate a Bon Viveur

Last year my New Year’s resolution was to learn how to change the frequency on my car radio from AM to FM. This year my New Year’s resolution is to drink more gin.

So even though it’s already January 10th and I haven’t consumed UH drop of gin yet, I’m excited about 2013. There are going to be gin parties and gin tasting dinners and gin movies and organic gin craft micro-distill gin bathtub gin gin-making clubs.

It’s gonna be sweet! Now all I need is a juniper tree. Shrub. Forest? I’m going with Juniper Forest because that sounds like an awesome place to go hiking. Also, it’s my new band name so don’t steal it.

(Except you can go ahead and steal it if you want because I can’t sing and I don’t play any musical instruments. Except Wii Rock Band guitar. Which, as has been pointed out to me, doesn’t count as a musical instrument. I’m not sure why.)

But when I’m not busy with my Gin Meetups group, I’ll need something else to do. So I thought – What can I do that doesn’t involve gin but does involve me not going anywhere or doing anything? And then I thought – I know! Listen to podcasts!

But then I remembered I already do that. So I thought – I know! Listen to MORE podcasts!

This is me, listening to more podcasts.

This is my iPhone, playing more podcasts.

P.S. Those are sleep headphones. They’re super cool and they make you look super hot.